A Victory? A small one perhaps

Me: This shower feels amazing. I’m going to stay until the water gets cold Brain: hot water costs money and you don’t deserve to use hot water Me: I don’t care Brain: you should shower in the dark too Me: Fuck you! (Gets out of the shower just before the water goes cold)

5 Mean Things My Brain Says

1. You don’t deserve the things you have! 2. You’ve failed in life…you’re a terrible mother, terrible wife, a terrible daughter… 3. It’s only a matter of time and everyone is going to leave you? 4. Everyone can see you’re a fraud — you’re so stupid! 5. You can’t do anything, so why try?